1
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Salem?

2
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Glee club!

3
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Oh man, don't do that to me.

4
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Sorry, but I need a favor.

5
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See, I haven't had
a date in weeks.

6
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No.

7
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Come on, you've done it before.

8
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Well, I'm not doing it again.

9
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I'll make it worth your while.

10
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Hmm... okay,

11
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but it's going to cost you.

12
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Here's your cat, ma'am.

13
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I can't believe he did that.

14
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Bad kitty.

15
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Cats aren't the
brightest animals.

16
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You are so right. Ow!

17
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Are you okay?

18
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Yeah, I am fine.

19
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How can I ever thank you?

20
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Oh, look!

21
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A freshly baked
homemade seven-layer cake.

22
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Would you like some?

23
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Was it made by a single gal?

24
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Yes, sirree.

25
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I'll just put my ladder away

26
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and be right back.

27
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Good work, Salem.

28
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Show me the tuna!

29
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♪ You got to show me the tuna ♪

30
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Say, "I love the black cat."

31
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I love the black cat!

32
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I can't hear you. I
love the black cat!

33
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I lovethe black cat.

34
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When I go out, I
like to go Dutch.

35
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[ Clicking heels]

36
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Yes, genetics
willbe on the final.

37
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Everything we studied this
semester will be on the final...

38
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Including what mitosis is.

39
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It's not fair.

40
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We only get three days

41
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to learn a semester's
worth of biology.

42
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I guess we were supposed
to be learning it all along.

43
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I wish I could read my notes.

44
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Can you decipher this?

45
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"Mitosis is..."

46
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Nope.

47
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I'm doomed.

48
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Look, you can borrow my notes.

49
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We'll get through
finals together.

50
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Well, if it isn't
the cutest couple

51
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in the sophomore class.

52
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Geez, Libby, you're
running out of insults.

53
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No. I'm on the
yearbook committee.

54
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I just you'd like to know you've
been voted "cutest couple."

55
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I'd like to thank the academy...

56
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You're being very
brave about this, Sabrina

57
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considering the curse.

58
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What curse?

59
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Every couple who
ever won the award

60
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broke up by the
first day of finals.

61
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That's ridiculous.

62
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And sad.

63
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Well, you don't think
there's a curse, do you?

64
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No. We're solid as a rock.

65
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Curses belong in fairy tales

66
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along with giant
beanstalks and... witches.

67
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Zelda, will you do me a
favor and choke on this bread.

68
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What?!

69
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I can't think

70
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of any other way to
see my fireman again.

71
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You choke; He
heimlichs; We go dancing.

72
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Hilda, it's wrong
to distract a fireman

73
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from his public duty.

74
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Hey, I pay taxes.

75
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Oh, thank goodness you're home.

76
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Choke on this.

77
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Gladly.

78
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Stop that!

79
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Is everything okay?

80
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Depends on whether
curses are real or not.

81
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Harvey and I got voted
the "cutest couple"...

82
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No! Oh, no!

83
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What?

84
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Nothing. She's
just excited for you.

85
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And don't you worry about this
curse... you're going to be fine.

86
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Really?

87
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Absolutely.

88
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Cool.

89
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Then all I have to
worry about is finals.

90
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What are you saying?

91
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You know curses
count double for witches.

92
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Yes, but there's nothing
Sabrina can do about it.

93
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Knowing just makes it worse.

94
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Curses!

95
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Salem: Hurry up,
Sabrina... you'll miss the bus.

96
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Oh. Salem!

97
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Have you seen my biology notes?

98
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Nope. The sports section's
lining my box this week.

99
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But I need them.

100
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Chill, little witch.

101
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Just use a "finding"
spell in your magic book.

102
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Ah, here we go.

103
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"Finder of lost things, help me
find my... enter lost item here."

104
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Oh.

105
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Finder of lost things, help
me find my biology notes.

106
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I'm here.

107
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Who are you?

108
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Roland, finder of
lost things, local 134.

109
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Nice to meet you.

110
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If you'll just
sign this contract

111
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I'll be happy to get to work.

112
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It's really long.

113
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That's just to cover us
in the event I get trapped

114
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under something heavy.

115
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There.

116
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Okay.

117
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Stand back, please.

118
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[ Clears throat]

119
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Aha!

120
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I found your notes...

121
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And 50 cents.

122
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Thanks.

123
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Here you go.

124
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Get yourself something nice.

125
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I'm not looking
for a gratuity...

126
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Just my standard fee.

127
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What's that?
Anything in this room.

128
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It says so right
in that contract.

129
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Anything?

130
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Well, I have quite a selection.

131
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How about this
lovely paperweight?

132
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I don't need a paperweight.

133
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How's this bed?

134
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Oh, kind of lumpy.

135
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Ooh! I love this clock radio.

136
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Could you hurry up?

137
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I'm late for class.

138
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You know, you're kind
of cute when you pout.

139
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Could you just decide?

140
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Okay, I know what
I want... you. Me?!

141
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I want your hand in marriage.

142
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I'm only 16.

143
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I know you're kind of
old, but... that's okay.

144
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I don't have time
to deal with him.

145
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There's a troll in my room;
I'll tell you about it later.

146
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Did she say a troll?

147
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Intestinal peristaltic
action moves food

148
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through the body,
making digestion

149
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both a mechanical
andchemical process.

150
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Yes, Jenny.

151
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Did we even study that?

152
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For a week.

153
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Who's that?

154
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Oh, no.

155
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May I help you?

156
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I'm here to see
Sabrina... Personal matter.

157
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She's in the middle of class.

158
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I'll wait. Mind
if I have a seat?

159
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Uh, he's an actor.

160
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You can catch him
at the renaissance fair.

161
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Can we get back to learning?

162
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[ Groans]

163
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How long is the large intestine?

164
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Oh! Oh! Call me! Call me!

165
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Yes?

166
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The large intestine's
is over two miles long.

167
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No, it's not.

168
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Yes, it is.

169
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It's five feet Max.

170
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What do youknow?
He's the teacher.

171
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I'm telling you...

172
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Human beings do not
have four stomachs.

173
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Well, let's open youup

174
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and find out.

175
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Leave me alone!

176
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Tha-that's all for today.

177
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I'm not finished yet.

178
00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,330
Who isthat guy?

179
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,460
Oh, it's a really funny story.

180
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I'll tell you about it later.

181
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Got to go.

182
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So, do you want a big
wedding or just the family?

183
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We're notgetting married.

184
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Hey, Harvey, come sit with us.

185
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Who's that?

186
00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:19,880
My boyfriend.

187
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"Boyfriend"?

188
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Hi, guys.

189
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Harvey, this is Roland.

190
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Nice to meet you.

191
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Get lost, farm boy.

192
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"Farm boy"? I've never
been on a farm in my life.

193
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I find that hard to
believe, farm boy.

194
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My name's Harvey.

195
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Harvey, the farm boy.

196
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Why don't you back off?

197
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Why don't you make me?!

198
00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:43,950
It's go time, goober!

199
00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,360
I'm not going to fight you.

200
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,020
Ooh, chicken.

201
00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,050
[ Clucking]

202
00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,120
Thinking of the farm, farm boy?

203
00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,670
That's it! Stop!

204
00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:54,460
Roland, quit it and
get off the table!

205
00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,050
Sabrina, what's going on?

206
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It's a funny story.

207
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I'll tell you

208
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about it later.

209
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Come on. Come on, come on.

210
00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,670
I think you could
have taken him.

211
00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,910
That was surreal.

212
00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,260
I have no idea
what just happened.

213
00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:09,640
Oh, it's the curse.

214
00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:12,400
I'm afraid you and
Sabrina are going down.

215
00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:16,330
Why did we have to be so cute?

216
00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,460
Now get in there
and no more fights.

217
00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,600
Do you understand?

218
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,050
Okay, okay.

219
00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,290
Henpecked already...

220
00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,740
And I loveit.

221
00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,020
Oof! I'm exhausted.

222
00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,640
Mind if I make
myself comfortable?

223
00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:32,080
So she did say "troll."

224
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Ah...

225
00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:33,910
What's he doing here?

226
00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:35,640
I'll tell you in the kitchen.

227
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Go, go, go, go.

228
00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,190
[ Snoring]

229
00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:57,120
So what do I do now?

230
00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,710
We'd better call a lawyer.

231
00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,290
This contract looks authentic.

232
00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,880
Do you know any
troll specialists?

233
00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:04,220
We'll look one up
in the purple pages.

234
00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,220
Stuart clarkson here.

235
00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,400
You have a legal emergency?

236
00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,430
A troll has asked for
my hand in marriage.

237
00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:14,080
Did you sign a contract? Yes.

238
00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,740
Did you read the contract? No.

239
00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:17,570
Have a nice wedding. Wait!

240
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,080
You can't go. You
have to help us.

241
00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,910
But you're asking me to
break a legitimate contract.

242
00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:23,980
Isn't that what lawyers do?

243
00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,670
Right...

244
00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,080
Where is the paper work?

245
00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,710
Hopeless...

246
00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:31,290
I am notgetting married.

247
00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,880
According to this, you are.

248
00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:33,570
Oh, no!

249
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,190
What?

250
00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,500
Ah! Sorry. Misread a word.

251
00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:37,840
It's "dearth," not "death."

252
00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,150
Oh, man, I am
sweating up a storm.

253
00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,810
Do mind if I take off
my jacket and pants?

254
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Your pants?

255
00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:44,360
Yes. Well, don't worry.

256
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,530
I'm wearing a four-piece suit.

257
00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:49,050
[ Doorbell chimes]

258
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:49,840
Hey.

259
00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,500
Harvey.

260
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,880
You left in kind of a hurry.

261
00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,020
Can I come in and talk?

262
00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:54,840
No!

263
00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,460
Um... why don't we
just step outside?

264
00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,980
Oh, this is nice...
The great outdoors.

265
00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,670
So, what did you
want to talk about?

266
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,260
Who was that guy who tried
to beat me up at school today?

267
00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,670
Roland? Oh, it's a funny story.

268
00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:09,670
I'll tell you later.

269
00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:11,190
It islater.

270
00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,840
Well, he's a friend of my aunts.

271
00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,670
That's the funnystory?

272
00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,460
I don't tell it very well.

273
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,670
Why do I feel like you're
keeping something from me.

274
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I can't really talk about it.

275
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,020
It's too weird.

276
00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,600
Sabrina, I'm your boyfriend.

277
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,500
Do you want us to keep
secrets from each other?

278
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,460
No.

279
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,880
So, can you tell
me who Roland is?

280
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:29,770
No.

281
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,710
Okay, I'm out of here.

282
00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,740
Harvey!

283
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,400
Roland?

284
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,980
Glee club!

285
00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,710
Roland, can I talk to you?

286
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,050
Of course.

287
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,430
Communication is the
foundation of any marriage.

288
00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,020
I'm not marrying you.

289
00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:50,980
Sorry.

290
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,190
I didn't hear you.

291
00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,530
I'm not marrying you!

292
00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:55,770
Look, I'm very flattered

293
00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,530
that you chose me
over a clock radio

294
00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,880
but this is not my
idea of romance.

295
00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:00,910
Farm boy is?

296
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,020
Yes. Harvey and I happen

297
00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,500
to be an award-winning couple.

298
00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,020
Even though
we're fighting now...

299
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,360
You are? We'll work it out.

300
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,740
Because Harvey and I
were meant to be together.

301
00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,670
So mylove goes unrequited.

302
00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:12,460
I guess there's

303
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,910
no reason for me to
carry on this charade.

304
00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,150
You still deserve your fee

305
00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,530
for finding my notes.

306
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:19,740
Want that clock radio?

307
00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,260
No.

308
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,740
Can I say something?

309
00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,670
I've found a lot
of things in my life

310
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,020
but I guess...

311
00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,840
I'm still looking for love.

312
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,190
Good-bye.

313
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,950
What did you do to him?

314
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,880
Nothing. I just...

315
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:38,950
Look, he left his hat.

316
00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,220
You'd better take it to him.

317
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,770
It completes his outfit.

318
00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:43,330
I'll be right back. See ya.

319
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,150
Hello?

320
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:54,770
Roland?

321
00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,050
What do youwant?

322
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,460
You forgot your hat.

323
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,600
Who cares?

324
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,060
Look, I'm sorry
things didn't work out

325
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,120
the way you planned.

326
00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,570
Well, I got to go study.

327
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,980
It's stuck.

328
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,770
No. It's locked.

329
00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:11,260
You're trapped in here forever.

330
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,740
You tricked me?!

331
00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:15,910
Sabrina, I'm a
finder, not a loser.

332
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,430
[ Laughs]

333
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,500
Oh, no.

334
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,640
[ Cackling]

335
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:25,460
So, when should we
have the wedding?

336
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,190
Never!

337
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,840
I think June would be better.

338
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,500
You can't keep me here.

339
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,080
Oh, yes, I can.

340
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,640
Faster, faster.

341
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,530
Please, I am dealing with
some incredibly big words.

342
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,220
Guys, Sabrina went to return
Roland's hat an hour ago

343
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,810
and she hasn't come back yet.

344
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,360
Oh, no! That old troll trick.

345
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,050
And it's perfectly legal.

346
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,980
Took me two days, but I
found that needle in a haystack.

347
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,740
Don't you ever talk
about anything but work?

348
00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:50,880
[ Knocking]

349
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:55,290
That must be the
wedding coordinator.

350
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,190
My aunts!

351
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:56,600
You've come

352
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,670
to rescue me?

353
00:11:57,710 --> 00:12:00,330
Actually no, but we're
working on getting you out.

354
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,600
Good luck. It's an
iron-clad contract.

355
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,500
Yes, but we have a
lawyer with... Great legs.

356
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:06,430
And in the meantime

357
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,330
we brought Sabrina
her schoolbooks.

358
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,120
Woo-hoo. I'm engaged to a troll

359
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,020
Andi get to study for finals.

360
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,980
Okay, visiting hours are over.

361
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:14,840
Once we're family

362
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,910
you're welcome in
my house anytime...

363
00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:19,740
But for now, vamoose.

364
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,500
Don't worry.

365
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,640
We'll get you out.

366
00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,430
Before Friday

367
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,080
or I'll fail biology.

368
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:27,430
Forget homework.

369
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,020
You're my Princess now.

370
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,360
I can dress myself.

371
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,050
Hopeless...

372
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,500
O-ho! A buried
clause. Is that good?

373
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,610
"The party of the first part

374
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,950
may be rescued by
a prince she desires."

375
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,330
This may be the way out.

376
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,400
That's great!

377
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,020
Do we know any princes?

378
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,530
Eh, I'll set up some interviews.

379
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,430
Under "special skills,"
it says wall climbing?

380
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,570
Oh, that's old.

381
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,980
What about dragon slaying?

382
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,950
Haven't done it in years.

383
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,460
Look, I know I've let myself go

384
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,840
but I think I can
handle a troll.

385
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,840
[ Sniffing]

386
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,980
Do I smell pie?

387
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,050
Look, I know 12 different ways

388
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,400
of killing you both
without leaving my chair.

389
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,710
So, when do I start?

390
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,150
Isis, you are our most
qualified applicant

391
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,880
but we still can't use you.

392
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,400
It's because I'm
a womanisn't it?

393
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,640
Well, yes.

394
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,050
That makes me so...!

395
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,400
No. I'm going to save this
anger for my support group.

396
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,050
Do you want some juice?

397
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,190
Okay, we are
looking for a prince

398
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,980
to save our niece from a troll.

399
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,710
It could involve some swordplay

400
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,400
and there is no guarantee
you'll come back alive.

401
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:36,570
I don't want to die.

402
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,980
Don't cry.

403
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,020
Do you want your mom?
Should we get the queen?

404
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,770
Hi. Is Sabrina home?

405
00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,710
Oh, no. I'm sorry.

406
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,910
Me, too. Well, when you see her

407
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,670
could you tell her
I've thought about it

408
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,530
and I'm willing to accept

409
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,150
whatever weird
situation she's in?

410
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,020
That's all. See ya.

411
00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,050
Harvey, would you
come in for a moment?

412
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,950
Sure.

413
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:05,570
I... I couldn't help
but notice your jacket.

414
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,570
Who is the "termite king"?

415
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,840
My dad.

416
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,050
That's his company.

417
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,080
Which would make
you the termite prince.

418
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,880
That's why I'm leaving the
area when I go to college.

419
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,020
Will you excuse me?

420
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,640
There's hope! The termite prince

421
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,190
willstand up in
a court of troll.

422
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,220
Yes! yeah.

423
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,150
Only problem is Harvey's mortal.

424
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,360
Do we have the fixings
for a memory loss potion?

425
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,910
Do we!

426
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,980
I see you two in a gazebo

427
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,120
draped in wistaria...

428
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,600
I'm loving it.

429
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,910
With garlands

430
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:36,880
in her hair

431
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,020
and yours.

432
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,640
Divine.

433
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,810
[ Chuckling]

434
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,150
I have an idea... why
don't you two get married?

435
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,220
[ Snickers]

436
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,740
I see the bride has
a case of cold feet.

437
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:50,360
Oh... poor Sabrina.

438
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,840
Maybe I shouldn't put you

439
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,220
through all the stress of this.

440
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,840
You mean...? Yes.

441
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,810
Let's move the
wedding up to tomorrow.

442
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,950
Tomorrow?!

443
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,770
Somebody help me!

444
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:00,950
Help!

445
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,980
Mmm. Cinnamony.

446
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,050
What we're about
to tell you is strange

447
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,950
so I hope you can accept it.

448
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,880
I'm drinking from a chalice
in front of a guy with no pants.

449
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,570
I'm trying.

450
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,840
So what's the truth?

451
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,530
Sabrina's a witch, and
she's being held by a troll

452
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:22,400
in his castle and only a prince
who she loves can save her.

453
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:23,430
That's all?

454
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,670
So the quest starts with me
going throughthe linen closet.

455
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,260
Yes. Wait.

456
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,500
Your clothes are all wrong.

457
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,050
I don't have to dress
like this forever, do I?

458
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,460
No. Just until you
vanquish the troll.

459
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,500
I couldn't vanquish
the troll in pants?

460
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,290
Sabrina! harvey?

461
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,880
Sabrina!

462
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,910
Harvey!

463
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,020
How's it going?

464
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,740
What are you doing here?

465
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,880
I'm supposed to
vanquish the troll.

466
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,150
Oh. Come on up!

467
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,980
I can't. The door is locked.

468
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,190
There must be a way.

469
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:09,260
We have to think fairy tale.

470
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,290
I've got it.

471
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:24,290
[ Grunts]

472
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,460
Harvey, climb up my hair.

473
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,770
You're okay with that?

474
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,770
Yeah. Just don't split any ends.

475
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080
[ Spitting]

476
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,640
Al...

477
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,880
Most...

478
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,050
There.

479
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,530
Hurry up.

480
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,600
Ah, made it.

481
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,740
My prince has come.

482
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,050
You look great with long hair.

483
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,710
Eh, it's a lot of upkeep.

484
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,080
Let me look at you.

485
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,500
So, I guess this means

486
00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:58,050
you know how weird my life is?

487
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,190
Your aunts told me.

488
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,290
I figured as much
when I saw you in tights.

489
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,120
They're kind of bunching on me.

490
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,270
Roland: Sweetheart, look what

491
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,810
the Billy goats sent us!

492
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,880
Quick, hide!

493
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,360
I've got to get
rid of this hair.

494
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,910
It's a blender.

495
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,910
What's he doing here?

496
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,430
Oh. Right, you're
good at finding things.

497
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,460
Where's my sword?

498
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,670
Where's my sword!?

499
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:28,980
Aha!

500
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,050
Found it!

501
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,360
Sabrina, what do I do?

502
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,880
Draw yoursword.

503
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:36,500
Now, what do I do? Use it!

504
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,530
[ Grunting]

505
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,840
Take... that!

506
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,770
Take it back!

507
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:00,810
Watch out!

508
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,400
Time out. Time out.

509
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080
Time in.

510
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:17,770
Where'd he go?

511
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,080
To your left!

512
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,570
Over here, farm boy.

513
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,050
I hate that name.

514
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,840
Don't worry, Harvey;
Here comes the air support.

515
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,980
Honey! That almost hit me.

516
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,840
What are you doing?!

517
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,050
Hey, I'm dueling down here!

518
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,530
[ Sinister laughter]

519
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,220
You've taken your last

520
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,120
breath!

521
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,530
My aim is true.

522
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,080
Bull's-eye!

523
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:02,950
And to think I complained

524
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,600
about lugging that
around all year.

525
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,050
Harvey?

526
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Harvey.

527
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,810
What happened?

528
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,050
Sabrina, did you do this to me?

529
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,220
Sorry, Roland, but consider
yourself vanquished.

530
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,400
You're a very complicated woman

531
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,430
and more trouble

532
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,600
than you're worth.

533
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,220
The marriage is off.

534
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:27,150
And if anyone asks, idumped you.

535
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:27,810
We did it.

536
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,080
Let's frolic.

537
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,880
Wait! What day is it?

538
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:43,840
Thursday.

539
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,360
We've got our
biology test tomorrow.

540
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,330
We've got to study.

541
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360
Move it!

542
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,530
Sabrina, you're back!

543
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,810
Harvey saved me, and
now he knows everything.

544
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,260
Yep. Sabrina's a
witch; You're a witch;

545
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,460
your sister's a witch.

546
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,530
It all makes sense.

547
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,260
But only for 15 more seconds.

548
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,120
Then the knowledge

549
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,020
will be erased from
his memory forever.

550
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,220
But I like it like this.

551
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:08,710
We have no secrets
from each other

552
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,600
then, for the next five seconds,
you have a perfect relationship.

553
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,360
Well, that doesn't
give me much time

554
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,640
but I always knew

555
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:20,950
there was something magical
about you Sabrina, and now...

556
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,080
What was I saying?

557
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,400
Uh, you were telling
me what mitosis is.

558
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,530
Right.

559
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,570
What is it?

560
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,260
And initial here.

561
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,290
I found this pen, you know.

562
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,540
Sabrina is now free and clear
to marry whoever she wants.

563
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,050
In return, you are
entitled to her clock radio.

564
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,190
I didn't really want it.

565
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,330
I just took it to hurt her.

566
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,670
It's the first day of finals.

567
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,060
What are you two
doing holding hands?

568
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,530
We survived the curse.

569
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,330
How?

570
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,290
It's a funny story.

571
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,050
I'll tell you about it later.

572
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,120
You have 50 minutes.

573
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,740
Don't start until everyone

574
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,770
has a test.

575
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,400
Sabrina, good luck.

576
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,880
You, too, and don't forget...

577
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,530
Mitosis is...

578
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,360
You may begin.

579
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,980
The process

580
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,190
of cell division.

581
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,710
Sabrina, we have a surprise.

582
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,460
Since you did so
well on your finals

583
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,080
we think you deserve a reward.

584
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,640
I've been thinking that, too.

585
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,120
So, where are we going?

586
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,020
Tony roma's?

587
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,150
No.

588
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:28,150
What's going on?

589
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:29,460
It's an around-the-world tour

590
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,050
available only to
witches who ace biology.

591
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,400
And their relatives.

592
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,980
First stop, Spain.

593
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,220
Ole!

594
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,910
They left me behind.

595
00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:40,080
Be strong. Don't cry.

596
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,330
[ Crying]

597
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,050
I can't believe we
almost forgot you.

598
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,430
What? Had you left?

599
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,910
Yes. Now we have to catch up

600
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:47,740
with the others.

601
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,050
Ole!